logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.

Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.

by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005

Finn logic

Something that in itself nearly makes sense, but is somehow explained or applied in an idiotic way.

"He meant well, but he didn't get what was stupid about his idea." "Sounds like Finn logic."

by Thespicetrader October 25, 2011

noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.

Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.

by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017

Ben logic

A man named Ben that makes everyone a expert and has a shitty YouTube channel probably

Hey you know that guy named Ben? They say he knows logic so he a expert at ben logic

by dead space 2 March 26, 2022

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the combination of logically thinking, planning, and making the right moves to reach success and live a dope lifestyle. The term was coined by DopeLogic Records, a hip hop record label based out of Dayton, OH.

Jamie - "Who was that one artist that opened for Wiz Khalifa? He had the crowd going insane"

Chris - "You mean the Dope Logic guy?"

by K-Camo August 28, 2016

logic butter

The sophisticated notion of smooth programming linguistics between IT professionals with a side of l33t speak.

Hey, how is that install process going, Kurt? Kurt- I can't figure out a few things with the Manager's Work Station. Have you tried applying logic butter?

by villain904 March 24, 2017

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023