Don Lemon'ed

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.

Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.

by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021

Lemonade

The best JAY-Z diss record in history. Written by his wife.

If you ever Jay-Z me, I'm going to lemonade you.
Sounds fair enough.

by Thisdickaintfreeeee May 29, 2016

Lemon Kush

The best strand of kush ever. Leaves you floating and with munchies. Almost no burnout.

"Dude if you cant get lemon kush where you live, you need to move."

by meowfaggot August 14, 2012

lemon

A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.

Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.

This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.

The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.

My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.

The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.

My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.

by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006

The Lemon and Saucepan club

A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.

Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon

Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany

To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'

Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.

The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:

1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance

2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance

3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil

4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat

5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan

6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan

7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances

8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.

9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing

10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.

The Lemon and Saucepan club

by Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon October 29, 2004

Blue lemon

When you're blue balling a male individual, yet at the end of the experience you instead squirt a lemon down the individual's urethra and their testicles

Dennis wanted to finish last night, but instead I gave him a blue lemon.

by Dennis, the Blue Lemon-ed March 25, 2018

sexy sexy lemon pexy

Sexy sexy lemon pexy is used by Aussie high school students, particularly in Sydney. If someone refers to something as sexy sexy lemon pexy it means that they calling it sexy in a joking matter and do not actually consider it sexy. Sexy sexy lemon pexy is also a branch of 'lemon' slang, other 'lemon' slang includes "fancy wancy lemon clancy" or "nasty wasty lemon pasty".

If your mate showed you a picture of someone trying to be sexy you would say "sexy sexy lemon pexy". Or if someone was trying to be sexy/jokingly being sexy you would say"sexy sexy lemon pexy".

by sexysexylemonpexyinventor July 26, 2018