Laney

Actually when you think about it there are no words to describe a Laney. She is everything and more. I know more then anyone that the one person you for sure want on your side in life, is a friend like her. I'd like to tell you a little more about my experience with one. During my eighth grade year in school, I was a pretty lonely girl. I mean I had friends but we slowly changed and grew apart. We would still bare the company of one another though as if nothing changed. As a loner I grew to love the library at school. I basically lived there during the school day. I went through out the school days as a robot and a zombie. This was until I started to talk to a girl named Laney in my first period. She changed my life completely. I finally had a friend that made me happy. People slowly started to see the stupid, idiot, weird me. I was not afraid to make a fool of myself in front of people when I was with her. Even that one time we were pushing each other in the hallways and she made me fall in the middle of a crowd. We would tease each other in the classes we had together and grew best friends. We have been fighting recently which makes everything worst. I have been called by her a sexist and the problem of this whole world. In return I called her a coward. Now our friendship might be on thin threads just because I commented that all guys were stupid. Please don't make the same mistake I did and make sure to keep the good friend Laney you will learn to treasure.

"The only person to crack dumb jokes is a Laney."

by The Traffic Cones Bestie July 6, 2020

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clay lane

a euphemism for the anus

the painters were in fish street so i took her up clay lane.

by Arridon August 31, 2007

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4 lane skid mark

After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.

I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.

by Phlapjax March 17, 2009

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Mac Lane Drive By

When driving in a car to slowly approach any person or place, pull down your pants, lift your hip to the window and masturbate. This may be repeated by driving by the same place numerous times.

Did you hear that Jim gave Sally a Mac Lane Drive By last night?

by the comptah June 15, 2009

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Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.

Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.

by j2shea July 10, 2011

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