Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.
Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005
Get the logical positivismmug. by Thespicetrader October 25, 2011
Get the Finn logicmug. A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.
I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
by Patty b February 6, 2021
Get the Jamie logicmug. Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.
Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!
Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?
Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic
Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?
Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic
by LifeLogic December 12, 2013
Get the Chia Logicmug. Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012
Get the Alcoholic's Logicmug. When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.
Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.
by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017
Get the noah logicmug. When something makes absolutely 0 sense. And there’s no telling them otherwise. And when you actually think about what was said. It makes even less sense.
by martinichio August 25, 2022
Get the Zoe Logicmug.