Ling

Another word for lying or lied.

Gamer 1: "Bruh where are you I thought you joined the match?"
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."

by bsodcat November 20, 2020

Ling En

someone far too important to not have an urban dictionary definition

dude0: what did u say i couldn't hear
dude1: i said Ling En
dude0: Oh Ling En? she's insane yeah

by o788576760 November 22, 2021

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

Ling Ling

A student (usually Asian) that overachieves or is named Alyssa Tang.

Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition

by csorx214 September 19, 2018

da-ling

when people can't call you darling and daddy at the sametime

da-ling good morning

by scorta consumer of cum December 29, 2020

ling

zero in chinese, but my favourite nickname for her.

How much did you get in the test?
Ling la. zero.

oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

Ling sue

"We pulled the old ling sue on her "

We pulled the old "Ling Sue" on her

by Ramdal May 5, 2020