Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.

legend of captiva as we know it

by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011

Corner of Legends

Where washed up, ex-legends go to cry

(whispered) Look at them in the corner of legends, isn't it sad...!?

by AnotherUniqueClone September 19, 2015

Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Valley legend

The term “valley legend” or “valley famous” characterizes certain groups or individual teens from the San Fernando Valley or anywhere else “over the hill” separate from the rest of Los Angeles who have done something crazy enough to get them all over various social media platforms or talked about throughout the rest of LA. To be a valley legend means you must 1. Live in the valley and 2. Have done or achieved something wild to get you posted all over Snapchat and Instagram, or have over 10k on instagram for whatever reason. Wilding af at parties or being a Soundcloud Rapper are perfect examples. “Valley legend” can also be a term used by City kids to make fun of popular valley kids. Basically, anyone popular and wild from the valley can be characterized as a Valley legend.

Jenny: Yo did you hear about that Valley Legend Victoria Davidoff?
Gabbie: Bruh yeah she’s all over my Snap and Insta

by Succccx$$$$ November 28, 2018

Sesh legend

A person who is always up for a drinking session or night out. The life and soul of the party

Calum is the ultimate sesh legend

by BoyWonder92 June 6, 2018

skiwee legend

an unbelieveable high, only achieved from the best bud.

On a scale of 1 to skiwee legend, how high are you?

by LLLLLYDIAAAAAAA June 15, 2010

Urban Legend

In the near future, a fantastical story told by parents to children of what the word 'city' meant.

They sat at six-foot intervals to hear their favorite Urban Legend. They knew it was not real, yet it entertained them to imagine people walking the streets, crowding together to eat and drink and listen to music, where 'school' was a building kids went to, together.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020