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Left Side

The side of the Allen snare line that is better in every way than the ridiculous and unoriginal 'Right Side'. As of October 4th, it is legally a separate entity.
"Hey check out that Left Side, they make the Right Side look bad."
"Why does the Right Side always copy everything the Left Side does?"
by Brad Poe October 19, 2007
mugGet the Left Sidemug.

bus left

To miss an opportunity by a wide margin. By failing to act/speak/do something promptly, the window of opportunity closed.
GM wants to get concessions from the UAW in order to avoid going bankrupt, but that bus left a long time ago.
by Jim K July 25, 2008
mugGet the bus leftmug.

Evan the Left

it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era
You will all fear Evan the Left right-handers.
by Burninator831 October 15, 2009
mugGet the Evan the Leftmug.

eyes left

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.
"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"
by Cynical Bastard March 30, 2005
mugGet the eyes leftmug.

left of Stalin

An expression describing someone who's an extreme liberal/leftist, often to the point of irritating the people around them. While Stalin is considered to be "left-wing," his politics are nothing like most modern liberals or leftists (since he was a neurotic totalitarian autocrat), so the expression is somewhat nonsensical and certainly a total exaggeration. It really rolls of the tongue, though, which makes it fun to use.
Guy #1: "Blah, blah, Noam Chomsky, capitalism is evil, EATING ANIMALS IS LIKE SLAVERY/THE HOLOCAUST/(insert irrelevant historical tragedy here), I hate America. brb putting on my Che Guevara t-shirt."
Guy #2: "Guy #1 needs to stop posting his whiny left-wing shit on Facebook. Goddamnit I voted for Obama and agree with the Democrats, but he's to the left of Stalin!"
Guy #3: "You know, Noam Chomsky and Stalin would hate each other."
Guy #2: "No shit, Sherlock. I'm just being melodramatic."
Guy #3: "Gotcha. Yeah, he needs to shut his ass up."
by Irritated Moderate August 25, 2013
mugGet the left of Stalinmug.

LEFT BALL

It is the ball that is LEFT after the RIGHT BALL is taken.
I get the simplest things wrong as which is the LEFT BALL.
by FECESRIMJOB March 26, 2021
mugGet the LEFT BALLmug.

Northwest left

To turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way street at a red light. Legal in Alaska, Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, and Washington state (so long as you're going the right way on the one-way street).
The light was taking too long, and I was in a hurry, so I did a Northwest left.
by BGMan December 22, 2017
mugGet the Northwest leftmug.

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