Laurin

A super duper fat discoord mod that consumes 50l of caffine and e-kitten bath water a day. His mom (Tamara) thinks he is a disgrace to humantiy and apoligizes for giving birth to him. He makes fun of other class mates even tho he is the most laughable kid in existence. (jk)

Person 1: Who ate 50kg of pie in a minute?
Person 2: Laurin did.

by rabdy November 19, 2023

Laurin

Laurin is a huge disgrace to humanityy by weighing roughly 500kg and increasing per day. He loves his discord e-kitten so much and consumes her e-bathwater (its a dude). He play valorant so much that his monitor has the gameplay burned into it. His Mom (tamara topolanik) apologizes for her sons existence and crys to give birth to this fat ugly kid. He makes fun of his classmates even though he is the moest laughable kid in his school. (jk)

Person 1: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fattest, ugliest, dumbest kid between us all
Mirror: Laurin Topolanik
person 2: the mirror doesnt lie

by rabdy November 19, 2023

Laurizzle

Petty

I let then win the game so they couldn't get the satisfaction of beating me. What can I say, I'm laurizzle.

by Hawktauh July 3, 2024

Laurinating

The act of fucking a black furry but they are too arrogant so your excrement acts as a permanent seal for their mouth

Stop Chatting shit or I’ll put you in my laurinating chamber

by Meldortatebank December 1, 2024

Laurier

The capability to find serenity in one's self

After years of searching for purpose and clarity, she finally found laurier in the quiet moments of her morning walks by the lake.

by Karddier January 4, 2025

Laurier

The capability to find serenity in one's self.

“After years of searching for purpose and clarity, she finally found _laurier_ in the quiet moments of her morning walks by the lake.”

by Karddier January 4, 2025

matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

You are such a Matteo laurito

by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018