larva lamp

ur fun to look at but u aren't that bright!!!

timmy you fuckin larva lamp

larva lamp by tam_82 August 30, 2006

Lava Lamp 

Some G-dawg that lives on some hawaiin or volcanic vestable

Hey cuud, Paco here is a Lava Lamp, the foo came here from hawaii

Lava Lamp by Natedizzle February 26, 2003

furry purple wiggle lamp 

a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure

"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"

furry purple wiggle lamp by pati September 14, 2006

irish lava lamp 

A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.

“The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson”

irish lava lamp by Sarahhmarrie February 12, 2019

lava-lamp-switch 

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

lava-lamp-switch by Another September 14, 2008

manky-lamp 

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)

this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp

manky-lamp by bowie-lover April 25, 2013

brown lamp 

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

brown lamp by brownlamper September 16, 2013