When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.
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A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
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A bitch that makes you want to throw up. Her greasy nasty brown/blonde hair,her constant injuries, having a new boyfriend every week, and always having more drama than she needs.
This hoe is the perfect candidate for being taped in a dark alleyway and actually enjoying it.
A bitch that makes you want to throw up. Her greasy nasty brown/blonde hair,her constant injuries, having a new boyfriend every week, and always having more drama than she needs.
This hoe is the perfect candidate for being taped in a dark alleyway and actually enjoying it.
Andy: Damn, did you hear about that girl Krystal?
Dean: I know dude. She got "raped" and enjoyed it. That's some fucked up shit man
Dean: I know dude. She got "raped" and enjoyed it. That's some fucked up shit man
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