Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

The Knick Knack Effect

An unexplained fear of a film (typically an animated one), a song, a toy, or any other object that a young child experiences when exposed to said object.

Patient: When I was a kid I was absolutely terrified of that pixar short Knick Knack but I never quite figured out why.
Psychiatrist : Sounds like you were dealing with the The Knick Knack Effect. it's more common than you think.

by Merik2008 August 29, 2021

Nike Kicks

Upper: The upper of the Nike Kicks is crafted from a combination of breathable mesh and synthetic materials. It features a shoe buckle near the ankle area, replacing the traditional lacing system. The buckle is designed to provide a secure and adjustable fit, allowing wearers to tighten or loosen the shoe easily.

Shoe Buckle: The shoe buckle on the Nike Kicks is made of durable yet lightweight materials, ensuring it does not add unnecessary bulk to the shoe. It is strategically placed on the lateral side of the shoe for quick and hassle-free fastening. The buckle mechanism allows wearers to simply slide the strap through the buckle, adjust the tightness, and secure it firmly.

Midsole: The midsole of the Nike Kicks incorporates Nike's iconic downy tongue technology, providing exceptional cushioning and impact absorption. It features a large visible downy tongue unit in the heel, which not only delivers a comfortable underfoot experience but also adds to the shoe's distinct style. The midsole is designed to provide responsive and lightweight cushioning, promoting a smooth stride.

Outsole: The outsole of the Nike Kicks with a shoe buckle retains its durable rubber construction. It features a multidirectional tread pattern for excellent traction and grip on various surfaces, ensuring stability and confident movement.

One, two, buckle my shoe;

Three, four, buckle some more;
Five, six, Nike kicks

by Downy Tongue May 17, 2023

Roundhouse of Godly Kicks

Sean Totally did it in the year 2032. Die Mad Aout It!

"Dude, I totally kicked that asteroid back into the cosmos with my Roundhouse of Godly Kicks and saved the planet earth in the year 2032. This is why we don't skip leg day!"

by Bro132 April 26, 2021

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, dropout, depressed, (usually American) people who most often have a criminal record put as their education on social media because it’s less embarrassing than saying they couldn’t do something as simplistic as passing basic high school requirements.

Employment: Baller at Smokin Dope

Education: Studied thuggin at School of Hard Knocks

by anonymous July 21, 2023

Kicks

An action you take to get something for your own advantage out of. .e.g. sneaking around beanging someone else's bird. The excitement or adrenaline benifits you.

"Fuck you man, is that how you get your kicks banging my bird?"

"Well she never got kicks from you."

by Gma June 9, 2005

brass knucks

See brass knuckles
A set of metal finger rings or guards attached to a transverse piece and worn over the front of the doubled fist for use as a weapon.

That boi stole mah hoe so I'ma fuck him up wit' ma brass knucks.

by Stevey Starling January 5, 2006