Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
Get the Tom Kirkmug. “neck”, Oral sex, head, blow job
sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat
sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat
by Kirking-It September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkmug. 
Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.
Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.
Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025
Get the kirkedmug. Maddy should get kirked
by Lyaker September 30, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025
Get the kirkmug.