Jurate - a crazy lithuanian girl thats gonna rock your world.
Usually small, with a big butt, she can be cocky as and when required....
Jurate is a very loving little being, she is honest, insecure, overthinker and a lot of times can cause drama for no reason.
She has a great intuition, if you're playin about or not being honest she knows! Nobody knows how but she does know so keep that in mind!
Jurate is great at everything but occasionally needs guidance as she will just go for it, and that can be amazing or a catastrophy!
If you're a lucky guy and find yourself Jurate, keep your sh*t together and be genuine or she will ditch u faster than u can imagine.
She is an amazing partner, mum, lover and will make sure u are the happiest man on earth.
Usually small, with a big butt, she can be cocky as and when required....
Jurate is a very loving little being, she is honest, insecure, overthinker and a lot of times can cause drama for no reason.
She has a great intuition, if you're playin about or not being honest she knows! Nobody knows how but she does know so keep that in mind!
Jurate is great at everything but occasionally needs guidance as she will just go for it, and that can be amazing or a catastrophy!
If you're a lucky guy and find yourself Jurate, keep your sh*t together and be genuine or she will ditch u faster than u can imagine.
She is an amazing partner, mum, lover and will make sure u are the happiest man on earth.
Omg its Jurate look at that booty! As long as I got a face and she has that bum she has a place to sit on!
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Get the Hans-Juraj mug.A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021
Get the Frosty Jurassic mug.When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022
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He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
Get the handled JuraSicko mug.Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
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