July 24th

International whip out ur tits day

“It’s July 24th”

*whips out tits”

by Vagene July 24, 2020

14th July

The “I am going to take a break now” national day. Everyone is entitled to take a break on this day.

oh shit it’s 14th July, gotta call in sick i need a break

by outlocke October 18, 2019

July 4th

The international day of the slurpee, the day where you must order a slurpee and take a picture exactly like alexie and after yeet it on your friend

Hey Mark, it's July 4th.*mark runs*

by RiSe AnD sHiNe69 October 28, 2019

July 18th

National Giant Cock Day. Anyone born on this day has a giant cock

Oh my birthday is July 18th guess I gotta giant cock

by YunnGriffy October 16, 2019

July 27

Curse You Day

You can curse whenever you want and no one can say anything bad about it.

Person 1: ***** ***** **********
Person 2: It's July 27

by jtrdytfuygifg November 19, 2019

July 1st

The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.

Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one

by GodBroccoli11 October 15, 2019

July 2

The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge

"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"

by Mystery Ghost July 2, 2019