Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible
Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.
by lkmmm April 12, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.
by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).
by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.
by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. 