Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"

That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius

by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018

Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021

indian jones

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.

I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.

by J.Monae December 15, 2016

Jimbo Jones

-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.

-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.

- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".

- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"

by MoyBoi January 28, 2010

Makhai Jones

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn

Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people

by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019

Wyatt Jones

Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.

OMGGGG he is such a Wyatt Jones I wish me and my boyfriend could see his penis.

by DgkvxiahdahfsjarhHfnJf April 15, 2018

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018