jon thomas

a being with absurdly dirty testicles
Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III
by chivychivchiv December 24, 2007
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Chicago-Jon

When someone you know goes into the city for any reason, gets really really drunk, and ends up having sex with a random girl he will most likely never see again.
Yeah, he totally pulled a Chicago-Jon last weekend.
by kvell12 November 13, 2009
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Jon Sudano

The worlds most famous neckbeard. He sings the lyrics of All Star by Smash Mouth over instrumentals of various songs This trash rose to fame in October 2016.
Looser: "Have you seen the latest Jon Sudano album"
Friend: "Please don't procreate"
by reedman72 October 30, 2016
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Lil Jon

A "rapper" who doesn't rap, nor rhyme at all, who famous for screaming incoherent nonsense and passing it off as "hip-hop" such as "yeah", "ok", and "what". While some of his beats might be worth a toe tap or two, he can't rap.
Teenagers and idiots in general love quoting Lil Jon, no matter and hackneyed the material maybe. See "I'm Rick James Bitch".
by El Spacio de aboros December 12, 2004
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mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.
That guy is a goddamn mo jon!
by Melanie June 18, 2006
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Jon

He is a straight up flaming homosexual who loves to take dick up the ass hole. He is generally alright at basketball, but thinks he his Michael Jordan on the court. Can't stay in relationships cause no one likes homos anyway.
Jon is a guy who would suck 10 guys dicks in a day.

Jon is the homo sitting in the corner measuring his little dick.
by normalguy99 November 16, 2016
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Jon-A-Thug

A derogatory term usually given to white men over the age of 18. This category of fine gentlemen have at least one facial hair oddity, have a slight relgious tendency, stalk anyone that interests him, try to conform by following everyone around, watch pornography in plain view of others, injure themselves regularly in circumstances that ordinary people would not, and dismiss all advice that could be helpful to his unfortunate social situation.
"Mic Jagger is being such a Jon-A-Thug today." (secretly Mic is standing outside of the room listening to every word that is being said.)
by RealistRepublican March 20, 2009
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