he's such an asshole, he sleeps with your best friend, he snogs other girls while your at a party at your house, his name is john, etc..
by vikki June 30, 2003
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Get the jon thomas mug.When someone you know goes into the city for any reason, gets really really drunk, and ends up having sex with a random girl he will most likely never see again.
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Get the Chicago-Jon mug.The worlds most famous neckbeard. He sings the lyrics of All Star by Smash Mouth over instrumentals of various songs This trash rose to fame in October 2016.
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Get the Jon Sudano mug.A "rapper" who doesn't rap, nor rhyme at all, who famous for screaming incoherent nonsense and passing it off as "hip-hop" such as "yeah", "ok", and "what". While some of his beats might be worth a toe tap or two, he can't rap.
Teenagers and idiots in general love quoting Lil Jon, no matter and hackneyed the material maybe. See "I'm Rick James Bitch".
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Get the mo jon mug.A derogatory term usually given to white men over the age of 18. This category of fine gentlemen have at least one facial hair oddity, have a slight relgious tendency, stalk anyone that interests him, try to conform by following everyone around, watch pornography in plain view of others, injure themselves regularly in circumstances that ordinary people would not, and dismiss all advice that could be helpful to his unfortunate social situation.
"Mic Jagger is being such a Jon-A-Thug today." (secretly Mic is standing outside of the room listening to every word that is being said.)
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