John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!" Also, Teia is secretly in love with John but acts like she isn't because she's embarrassed. :( also kinda likes Austin ;/

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

Bogus

That idea is so John

by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018