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Joel H

The best brother I could evah have!!!! He'll watch your back and protect you. He's somewhat cunning too. Hmmmmm I wonder if he'll see this....
An awesome red-headed guy with braces named Joel H
by Blondie647 August 23, 2011
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Joel K

Plays valorant but is only plat 1. He likes rocket league especially at 1am. Has a tiny penis and gets no women and is also turkish
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023
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Joel Ashby

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE ego, dogs rep for lauz, his lip twitches, is a good bloke but can like chicks who eat 6ft bananas, in denial all the time, Can take a few clangers but thinks his 7ft when his 5. Must be an exact replica of every Ashby before him. 6.8
Just ask him he'll tell ya how good he is.

Joel Ashby
by sh uid cuir hsd gji bui June 15, 2018
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Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
by hacktavist August 11, 2010
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Joel Johnson

A person who thinks that they're really funny and doesn't know that they aren't.
"He's a real Joel Johnson"
by Harredddd October 11, 2016
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Joel Robinson

A act of forcefully shoving a kebab into someone’s nostrils and keeping it there for 7 weeks then taking it out letting snot and bacteria pore out all over the place
Yo Finn lets do a Joel Robinson on connor
by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019
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Joel Monaghan

Getting a head job from ugly women
Man I was pissed last night, I got this HJ from this ugly bitch. I felt like Joel Monaghan.
by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010
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