Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.

At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)

by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019

joel birchall

Sexy as fuck absolutely huge massive shlong

Joel Birchall? He’s fucking massive

by Banter king 6969 May 16, 2018

Joel K

Plays valorant but is only plat 1. He likes rocket league especially at 1am. Has a tiny penis and gets no women and is also turkish

Joel K threw my game

by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023

Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.

Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.

by hacktavist August 11, 2010

Joel Johnson

A person who thinks that they're really funny and doesn't know that they aren't.

"He's a real Joel Johnson"

by Harredddd October 11, 2016

Joel Monaghan

Getting a head job from ugly women

Man I was pissed last night, I got this HJ from this ugly bitch. I felt like Joel Monaghan.

by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010

Joel Robinson

A act of forcefully shoving a kebab into someone’s nostrils and keeping it there for 7 weeks then taking it out letting snot and bacteria pore out all over the place

Yo Finn lets do a Joel Robinson on connor

by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019