The best brother I could evah have!!!! He'll watch your back and protect you. He's somewhat cunning too. Hmmmmm I wonder if he'll see this....
by Blondie647 August 23, 2011

Plays valorant but is only plat 1. He likes rocket league especially at 1am. Has a tiny penis and gets no women and is also turkish
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE ego, dogs rep for lauz, his lip twitches, is a good bloke but can like chicks who eat 6ft bananas, in denial all the time, Can take a few clangers but thinks his 7ft when his 5. Must be an exact replica of every Ashby before him. 6.8
by sh uid cuir hsd gji bui June 15, 2018

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
by hacktavist August 11, 2010

by Harredddd October 11, 2016

A act of forcefully shoving a kebab into someone’s nostrils and keeping it there for 7 weeks then taking it out letting snot and bacteria pore out all over the place
by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010
