Disc-Jockey

A Disc-Jockey or DJ is usually a 16 to 30 year old male or female who plays various music nonstop in clubs or on the radio, for people to enjoy.

A DJ's generic club setup consists of Lights timed to music, A set of turntables, a soundboard, an amplifier and a set of speakers.

There is no limit on how much or little music technology a DJ can use, but a DJ usually uses turntables or an equivilant peice of technolgy to suit his or her needs.

Disc-Jockey: HOW YOU ALL FEELING TONIGHT?
Speakers: Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt.
Crowd: *Cheers*
Disc-Jockey: NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Speakers: *Music Gets Louder*

by DJ BioDiesel October 30, 2008

Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

by BluBallz April 30, 2006

Mud jockey

A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.

"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."

by Michael23 June 20, 2007

keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

Cracker Jacker

A black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys

Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker

by CGOLDS15 July 25, 2010

Pin Dick Coon Jockey

The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.

Fuck you mother fucker, you are a pin dick coon jockey.

by PDCJ Steve May 3, 2008

Slurpee Jockey

Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.

Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?

by Saysomemore March 12, 2008