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Jizz Skin

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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Jizzantium

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.
Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!
by Changuskahn February 10, 2023
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Luco-Jizz

When you spray a lucozade sport bottle with the squeeze caps at someone!
He Luco-Jizzed all over me!
by Fo-shizzler March 8, 2009
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Rollover Jizz

The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.
Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!
by Ralph Finkelstein August 17, 2011
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Rum jizz

The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.
"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"
by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015
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hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.
Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"
by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016
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