jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019

Jewish Mafia

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.

Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag

by We're ac so We're cool July 30, 2022

jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

by ballstits February 21, 2008

Jewish Pinata

A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen

by Seymour Snatch October 23, 2011

jewish balls

big hairy balls dadadadada

kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.

by Douglas Hartman April 12, 2005

Jewish duck

4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.

Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!

by BAM DeMatteis April 28, 2005