jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

by Ihatecousins69 February 09, 2019

jewish antelope

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah

Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course

by swaggienigga123 February 20, 2014

Jewish perfume

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.

Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.

by cloud hooker February 16, 2016

jewish birthday

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.

John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.

by ScottTheChamp March 16, 2014

Jewish Symphony

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

by Ms. Shaw November 14, 2013

Jewish Mafia

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.

Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag

by We're ac so We're cool July 30, 2022

jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017