Jess Bowen

person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"
by JessBowenLover November 24, 2010
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Jesse Jerker

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.
Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!
by X@ February 12, 2008
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jess mariano

saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌
jess mariano from gilmore girls!
by Aababhgirk January 31, 2021
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Jesse Rutherford

The hottest band member of The Neighbourhood. Has dope style. Rocks beanies, leather jackets with no shirt, and Nikes high tops. His body is completely tatted. Everything is in Black & White. Writes the lyrics to the songs and is the lead singer. Jesse is also a total pussy slayer.
Fan girl 1: "Did you see Jesse Rutherford last night?"
Fan girl 2: "Omg yes! He is one fine looking boy, I'd tap that any day."
by originalhoodlum777 September 22, 2013
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Jess

A guy named Jess is a hick who constantly complains about the small incestual town he grew up in, always telling anyone he talks to about the great things he is destined for. Just to later stay in said town and breed chickens with his wife who happens to oddly resemble his own looks... weird. Thinks he is better than most people and is always the first person to break up with someone in a relationship because he knows he is going to get dumped soon.
"Who's the guy in high school that always said he would get rich but just started working at Chipolte?"
" LMAO, that's Jess!"
by Wetboon March 16, 2017
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Jesse and Jeana

The most coolest couple ever. I am definatly a PvPeep and you should be too.

Go HAM! SAAN!
Dude: hey, won't you think it was cool if Jesse and Jeana saw this?

Me: OMG, I would cry!
by PvPeep January 12, 2013
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jesse chill

A term people use when the get caught vaping/lacking, specifically in school bathrooms.
Yooooo Jesse Chill.”

“Bruh Abel’s coming in tho Jesse Chill.”
by Derb27 May 18, 2019
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