Jessica’s

Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)

“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”

by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021

Jessica

She's a hoe that's going to hell with no real intelligence and a fucked up miserable life.she's a socially awkward retard with no friends everybody feels sorry for her so they treat her different.

Jessica is a loser and a spoilt brat.

by mennäperille December 26, 2019

Jessica

Annoying as hell, and can't mind her own damn business.

Chews gum loud af while she talks. Will stare at you for 5 minutes giving you the dirtiest look you have ever seen.

Jessica won't leave me alone, like damn hoe, don't you got other things to do.

by lilhomie23 May 28, 2014

Jessica

A common name for a girl normally born in September- December. She is normally quite insecure about her looks and just everything that makes her her. She is normally quite bad looking and has a very annoying voice. And although she loves her fellow friends and her lovers very much, she finds it hard to keep secrets.

me: hey who's that loner over there?
other girl: Dunno probably Jessica . but dont tell her about last night with you know who.
me: why?
other girl: the whole school will be getting you baby clothes

by JO - Jessica+ Owen forever April 17, 2016

jessica

sexy girl,pretty girl,perfect firl,mean girl,and a slut

jessica:all of this is true

by jessica name meaninf September 5, 2016

Jessica

Most beautiful amazing sexually impressive. Husband named James. He is also the best. She loves lumpy pumpkins. And is cute.

You so jessica

by Sjarex August 4, 2017

Jessica

Jessica, beautiful and sometime smart, is the bitchiest girl you will ever meet. You’ll start off as being great friends and you’ll think she’s super nice, but she’s actually fake as hell. If you do something she dislikes, even if it’s the smallest mistake, she will hate you and make you apologize. She’ll constantly lie about you, too. Don’t trust a Jessica.

Man#1: Jessica looks mad at you.. she told me you called her a bitch and stole her jacket.
Man#2: What tf. She did that to me. Don’t trust Jessica.

by _karenstolemytoy November 27, 2019