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Jens

Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
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Jens Audun

by wman400000 December 13, 2022
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Jens

A name which you give to good looking men, who is also known as 'the ladies man'.
He is loyal to his girls/ladies, but even more loyal to his bros
Guy 1: that dude is a real bro, and he knows his way around the ladies!

Guy 2: Yeah, he is a true Jens
by BigBroskrrtki August 4, 2018
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Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.
Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!
by helolooo May 12, 2020
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Jizzy Jen

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.
Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...
by creepa'! December 2, 2009
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Jen

Will kick anyone namedElijah” or “Eli”’s ass.
Word on the street is Jen is gonna kick Eli’s ass???
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
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Jens

Wow he is such a Jens
by MartinVL November 8, 2018
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