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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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yellow jamaican

when you make a drink 50% hot chocolate 50% vodka.
Hey George can you snag me a yellow Jamaican.
by Owen Wrong January 29, 2021
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Jamaican Milkshake

Two people, any gender, typically experimenting in Scatophilia or Coprophilia are the type to participate. The practice involves both partners on hands and knees facing their butts together. One partner squirts preferably liquid feces into the others booty hole. Then the partner shall twerk till mixed.
oh you booked the Sandles hotel for your honeymoon? Will you dabble in the Jamaican Milkshake for the occasion?
by eiboobyknits0003 May 7, 2023
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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
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Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."
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