jock strappin

A nigga dats alwayz on a nigga dick

1.you ol' jock strappin ass nigga

2.no jock strappin hoe

by Spady November 12, 2007

jock strap

an annoying jock kid with the sense that he's the greatest

Hey shut the fuck up jock strap!

by henley512 August 7, 2007

jock-bag

A sports playing "jock" that is also a douchebag. (mostly football,and basketball players also body building men who spend WAY to much time at the gym)

Michael Vick is such a jock-bag

Our point guard is a jock-bag

by jimbo14 November 3, 2010

Jock Moment

It means when @NintendoJock64 Tweets

Nintendo Jock Tweeted or Retweeted a funny joke, call that jock moment

by Yeet3536383 October 6, 2020

jock-block

when two or more females and at least one male are saying goodnight and the situation occurs where one female makes the other say goodnight before her to prevent the first girl being alone with male.

'i wanted to kiss Mike back there and you like, totally jock-blocked me!'

by bea June 30, 2003

Jock Itch

1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide

2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"

by AKA Donkey April 20, 2006

Jock McThick

Jock McThick refers to anything really. As long as you and the other person(s) understand what you referring to. or have discussed it before hand and are now talking about it again in a different form.

mark: are we going to watch porn tonight?
david: yeah.
(2 hours later)
david: okay lets go watch jock mcthick


look at those jock mcthicks mcthicketing

by Liz McBride December 28, 2004