Jay Cutler'd

When you use a minor injury to sit on the sidelines during an important event.

Tom pulled a Jay Cutler with his boss when he got a paper cut.

Tom: "I can't finish the presentation. I'm hurt."
Boss: "WTF. This is. really important. Millions of dollars are at stake. The whole company is counting on you."
Tom: "I'm injured. Sam the intern can finish. We aren't going to win the contract anyway."

Boss: "Sam you finish. Tom just Jay Cutler'd us."

by presqueisle January 25, 2011

Jay Fever

A term to describe a situation where fan girls start spazzing and going crazy over new videos of Jay Park of AOM. A few symptoms include: screaming until throat hurts, lack of sleep from watching his videos over and over again, stalking his fan sites for new pictures, excessive drooling, and etc. Might lead to a heart attack if the Jay Fever takes off his shirt to show his 12 pack.

TeamJay: I caught the Jay fever on April 3rd of 2010 when Jay danced to Single Ladies.
Misadoan - I'm sick, I caught the Jayfever...mom can I stay home on Monday?
tranling- h1n1 step aside , cuz a new flu goes by the name Jay Park is here n guarantee u that once u caught it , there's no cure at all lol

by Teamjaypark April 4, 2010

ftos jay

when a middle schooler gets arrested.

Person 1: I heard that (person) is an ftos jay.
Person 2: Yeah he got arrested in middle school, haha.

by noname16 January 4, 2021

Jay Viveiros

Complete dickhead teacher that works at a vocational school that gets wasted at bars and fucks hookers.

I saw Jay Viveiros staring at one of his students ass with his hands in his pants rubbing his cock.

by Jvson October 20, 2010

Jay Jones

Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

by Slick&Silly August 3, 2017

Jay Succubus

The playful nickname Putin’s Bitch has given to the last seemingly credible attorney on his legal team, Jay Sekulow.

The Trumpster was somehow thinking the name Jay Succubus was a kind of funny compliment since he had married so many succubi over his lifetime.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Jay Park

Sexiest guy alive! He plays 2K and is a goat at it. Not the Kpop star but anyone named this. Biggest Dick energy anywhere. And has over 100 girls in bed.

“Damn he’s sexy! Jay Park !”

by JJPREEREee February 18, 2020