Jason

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.

jason: hello
boyfriend: were dating

by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020

Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet

Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017

Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.

girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.

by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020

Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.

Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.

by child predator May 25, 2016

JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014

Jason

Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.

Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.

by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014

jason

and dumb chicken nugget who has no life and once thalia breaks up with he will be lonely for life

Jason is dumb

by Ava poopydoopie March 31, 2020