Hairy Japanese Bastards

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.

Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.

by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006

Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Japanziety

the feeling of anxiety right before you enter math class because your in the math class with all the fucking asians.

man, right before math class i get such crazy japanziety.

by Littlefitzy45 April 27, 2015

Japanese 101

Japanese 101 is a short show hosted by Filthy Frank. It consists of multiple words in Japanese, they can be insults to ways of assault to the anus. It is very educational and helps a little bit with learning Japanese.

Guy 1: What were you doing last night bro?
Guy 2: I was watching Japanese 101, *looks at girl* hey can I give you some Kancho?
Girl: Tee Hee, sure

by GudRace November 12, 2020

Angry Japanese Dragon

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.

I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand

by Rooster, St. Marys PA September 8, 2012

niall horan in japan 2013

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”

by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

Japanophile

One who is terribly obssessed with Japan, and anything Japanese. He/she may even get sexual stimulation from anything remotely realtedd to Japan, or japanese culture.

Ian is a Japanophile

by Ian (I know, I'm sorry about the typo I made) March 31, 2003