Classic St.Johns

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.

Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!

by Antonio Coolio March 14, 2017

the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.

“did you just pull of the ismael classic”

by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 17, 2020

Classic Bannister

The act of being awful at anything and everything

Tom that was Classic Bannister

by Y0Mum July 17, 2018

Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 19, 2012

Runescape Classic

An MMORPG which was released in 2001. It was created by Andrew Gower and is beloved by nerds, cute people, the extremely attractive, and those with good taste. It was officially closed in 2018 but a free & open source replica exists. Also referred to as RS1, RSC, or RS Classic.

Have you seen John lately? He is completely addicted to Runescape Classic again. Get the straightjacket ready.

by Open Runescape Classic Dev June 9, 2021

ghetto classic

Some form of media (movie, tv show, music) that everyone in the hood can agree was awesome!

The 1995 Power Rangers Movie is a ghetto classic.

by CMD856 March 11, 2017

Rimless classic

When you use a girls pussy juice as lube and run your finger around her butthole, and she makes a high pitch squeal similar to your finger around the rim of a wine glass.

Sally was soaking wet, and soon my rimless classic technique had her singing like a song bird!

by Bilardo76 December 19, 2019