A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.
I will marry his grandma
I will marry his grandma
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went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
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Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
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