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The Pocket Prank

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.
Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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Pocket Chips

The act of putting chips in your pocket and eating thyem. Thus not needing to carry a bag around, causing unnecesary attention towards you and mooching.
Randy was hungry end didn't want mooches going after his chips so he decided to get some pocket chips.
by Fashion Assasin March 25, 2010
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Pocket Pulling

Jerking off with your hand in your pocket.
Caroline saw James pocket pulling in the middle of math class.
by kns891 November 29, 2010
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stink pocket

1.A vagina that is less than fresh smelling.

2.A girl who has questionable hygene issues.
"I thought about going out with her until i caught a whiff of her stink pocket."
by So To Speak September 27, 2006
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pocket invasion

The practice of infiltrating the pockets of people around by placing your hand inside of them. This works well with chest pockets on dress and collar shirts.
I inserted my hand into his pocket, and he was upset, for his pocket had been invaded.
by Joshua Sanstrum April 25, 2005
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Disco Pocket

The term given to the vast amount of loose coins left in one's pocket after a night out on the town.
Mate 1: Have you got a tenner I can borrow to take down the pub?
Mate 2: No mate, only a load of 'Disco Pocket' from last night.
by Bags1987 December 25, 2008
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Pocket Thug

a lil short cute mini thug that u jus wanna pick up and say "come here bitch" and put himin yo pocket
Iverson is a pocket thug. Bow Wow is a pocket thug.
by licia9008 October 11, 2008
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