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The Pocket Prank

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.
Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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stink pocket

1.A vagina that is less than fresh smelling.

2.A girl who has questionable hygene issues.
"I thought about going out with her until i caught a whiff of her stink pocket."
by So To Speak September 27, 2006
mugGet the stink pocketmug.

pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips
"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"
by Dearergoose October 10, 2017
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banana pocket

Using painters tape around a whole banana.. microwaving it for about 30 seconds, cut the end off, squish out the banana, then using the peal held together by the tape as a pocket pussy.
"Mitchell made sweet sweet lovins to that banana pocket "
by theforcewasinher September 18, 2016
mugGet the banana pocketmug.

pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.
Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@
by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013
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Disco Pocket

The term given to the vast amount of loose coins left in one's pocket after a night out on the town.
Mate 1: Have you got a tenner I can borrow to take down the pub?
Mate 2: No mate, only a load of 'Disco Pocket' from last night.
by Bags1987 December 25, 2008
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Pocket Thug

a lil short cute mini thug that u jus wanna pick up and say "come here bitch" and put himin yo pocket
Iverson is a pocket thug. Bow Wow is a pocket thug.
by licia9008 October 11, 2008
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