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British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
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Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
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Jahara Desert

A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.

I will marry his grandma
Person 1: I just saw a big bum
Person 2: Was it Jahara Desert
by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024
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lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic
Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
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Desert Skeleton

When players in a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server dig all of the sand off of the desert biome, leaving the sandstone floating behind.
"Way to go, guys. No more sand in the entire resource world, there's just the desert skeleton now!"
by Moving_Wine_Addicted January 4, 2024
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Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015
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Desert Bald Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
by __Loops__ June 17, 2020
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