Hemmingwaying It

Opting to drink copious quantities of absinthe, whiskey, or another alcoholic beverage commonly abused by Ernest Hemmingway alone, instead of going to a widely attended social gathering.

Fat Bill couldn't find a prom date, so he spent the night Hemmingwaying It in his basement. Needless to say, he had much more fun than any guy who actually went.

by Hernest Memmingway May 1, 2010

humping post

Good steady source of pussy

I have a steady humping post

by honey lips July 31, 2016

Hummdinger

“Hum-Ding-Er” commonly used is small council estates in Pembrokeshire, first one ever thrown was recorded in Charles street Neyland was said to cause that much of a disturbance every fucker was throwing noise complaints at Charles street , used to describe an almighty Anthony Joshua like right hook that shuts out the lights of a gobby twat with nonce like behaviour (rare punch , usually well deserved)

“That peado Dave went to stroke my dog so I dropped my pasty and unleashed a fat hummdinger on his chin”

by J•roller•Laws May 15, 2018

drive humping

The act of dry humping someone while Steven Wilson performs "Drive Home" on stage.

Shhhhhht! There's a god on stage! Listen to it and stop drive humping Jemma!

by hscm November 9, 2015

Mitchell Hemminger

He is a communist who loves giving the best of blow jobs and he loves his ass being teared open. He has never had hetero sex but has had the GAY sex.

Mitchell Hemmingers' asshole is stretched so fucking much I could put a golf ball in it.

by Uniform23 March 7, 2019

Hummingbird weekend

A weekend full of homosexual activity.

Guy #1: Dude, why are you guys all over each other?
Guy # 2: We're having a Hummingbird weekend!

by Yub Nub August 8, 2006

Hemming

The term Hemming is the act of intentionally doing something in a public space in order to provide you with some much needed personal space.

Two guys are in a crowd at a gig.

Dan “Mate why are you being such a drunk idiot?’
Jack “I'm not, I’m just hemming these people so they get out my face!”

Common phrases:

“I just hemmed the shit out of that old lady!”
“I’m trying my best to hemm these guys but they’re having none of it!”

by Wattoh July 8, 2017