Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 09, 2022

Tennessee choke hold

when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.

Oh no; Jason just put Adam into the Tennessee choke hold and Adam is beginning to panic.

by ear butter February 02, 2010

trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis

yo babe you trying to hold this wood

by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 01, 2021

hold my weave

Expression made by a ratchet persona before getting into a really pointless, but very violent, fight.

Ratchet 1: "WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?"
Ratchet 2: "I SAID YOU AREN'T EVEN GUCCI"
Ratchet 1: "NA UH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU GUCCI!!"
*Ratchet 1 Glances to nearby ratchet"
Ratchet 1: "Nigga, Hold my weave!"

by Dubpone October 28, 2013

Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.

- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...

by Oli_SE November 23, 2010

hold your horses

Another way of saying "slow down" or "stop." Usually used when someone is being hasty about something and a wiser person says "Hold your horses!" to make them stop and think. Encourages someone to have caution.

Based on the times when people used wagons or carriages, and when they needed to keep them under control they would need to literally hold the horses back from running.

"Hold your horses," said Joe, "you don't know when the movie even starts."

by Athene Airheart March 31, 2004

Hold this beer and watch...

The last words spoken by drunken fools.

-Bro' hold this beer and watch...

by Tobacco road January 02, 2011