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Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
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Hippo

Hippos are your end
Hippos are your start
Hippos are sleepy

Hippos are angry
Hippos are blue
Hippos are red
Some are even orange and green!

When someone threatens to open the hippo pen turn ur phone off and run before a tsunami spam wave ends you.
A: really annoying stoof that they won't be quiet about
B: I will hippo you
A: 🤐
by The unknown Ditto girl June 24, 2020
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Hippo of the Deep End

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Ford hippo

My parents bought me a ford hippo as a graduation gift
by Carrrlos November 9, 2022
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hippo

eb stfu hippo
by TiggyWiggy August 31, 2020
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Jesus Hippos

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
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Hippo

This is what I call my fat ex girlfriend
by Rider21 January 25, 2019
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