Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

hillbilly jo

funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the

OH MY BUCKET, IS THAT HILLBILLY JO? GET NAOW SCAT BOI! *spits in bucket across the coffee table*

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Hillbilly Condo

A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.

Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.

The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here…

by SeaCrone June 5, 2025

Vernon Hillbillies

From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them

Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one

by Vhhsguy August 26, 2021

Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*

We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakin’ the rest of the day

by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023

Hillbilly Wave

Noun. To give someone the hillbilly wave is to show them your middle finger, and it's not very nice, but it's useful for when you want to use the F word on someone without making a sound.

I cut someone off in traffic and they responded by giving me the hillbilly wave.

by Ilooklikeyoda June 23, 2014

Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.

Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021