van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.

Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight

by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

Matthew Handy

the sexiest lightskin man alive

Yo’ that guy is Matthew Handy.

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025

Spicy Handy

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021

diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Handy

1. A hand job
2. German/European word for a cellphone

He girl, can u give me a handy?
OR
I have to call my mother, can I use your Handy?

by Plutonium YT September 12, 2019