Ham tipper

Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.

Eric never gave a tip to a stripper until the buffet served up some ham. He is a real ham tipper.

by Mark Sil February 16, 2006

ham sup

ham sup, literally means "Salty" and "Wet" in Cantonese, is used to describe a dirty minded person. Salty and Wet is a reference to the taste of love juice.

Ham Sup is also another name for Andrew.

Andrew is a Ham Sup person.

by JAN June 8, 2003

Ham Out

(While working in a call center)

To become so full of rage at someone over the phone, as to physically take it out on part of your computer monitor or other surrounding electronic by physically attacking it (Punching, smashing etc..)

"John look's like he's about to Ham Out"
"You missed it, Rick just Hammed Out"

by Jason M H May 2, 2007

Ham Rove

The older sibling of Karl Rove. Ham Rove is a chunk of Ham with some sweet 80's glasses.

P1: Man, Karl Rove's head looks like ham.
P2: Well, his older brother IS in fact a piece of ham. His name is Ham Rove.
P1: I did not know that, thanks for the info!

by Colbertsuperpac March 6, 2012

ham stamp

(v.) when a female slaps her wet vagina on a mans face; female equivalent of a mushroom stamp

(n.) the wet residue remnants of a ham on a mans face

Willy was reading a book on the couch when Danielle jumped onto his face and gave him a ham stamp

by bmov1986 March 5, 2014

Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.

Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.

by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006