Homophobic Triangle

When 3 (or more) friends sit equidistantly from each other in a hot tub (forming a triangle), to not appear gay. Strangers coming into the hot tub forces the three to come in closer together.

Person 1: I just saw Darren, Rob, and Mark together in the hot tub.

Person 2: Are they gay?

Person 1: No, they formed the homophobic triangle.

Person 2: Oh, thats cool then.

by GuyV March 7, 2011

Homophobic

Dislike, fear, hatred, prejudice and/or disapproval of gays and/or homosexuality, often (but not always) for religious reasons or because of insecurity about one's sexual orientation.

Many people who suffer from homophobia do not realize it and even deny it. Others will kill gays or make false accusations about them..

"He's homophobic. Not because he's scared of them, but because he hates them."

by Evsever May 30, 2020

Hamophobic

Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.

A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.

Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?

Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?

Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.

by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010

Homophile

A heterosexual who has an attraction to homosexuals.

"Hey John, check out those sexy lesbians"
"Youre such a homophile Steve"

by Guildhunter92 August 10, 2020

homophobic faggot

someone who claims to be homophobic but secretly is gay or not yet aware of their homosexuality

Person 1:you are such a homophobic faggot
Person 2:SHUT UP IM NOT GAY!

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006

Homophobosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to homophobes.

Campbell was really turned on by the homophobic redneck. Unfortunately, it could never be, because every time Campbell tried to hit on him, the redneck would recede, due to his homophobic qualities. Campbell was even more turned on by that because he was a homophobosexual.

by dancer88 June 11, 2010

Homophobes

Unintelligent humans who "fear" or dislike homosexuality. Homophobes are the cause of a high teen suicide rate, they ruin lives, and make the world an even worse place to be.

As these times are changing, hopefully they will be cured asap. If you're sane & open minded, congratulations you are NOT a homophobe.

Homophobes love to use the word fag, thinking it makes them sound cool.

by Mrs. Intelligent July 18, 2009