Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

HONK

When one enjoys the company of anothers ding dong

Chippy is a having a honk day today, honk

by Honk November 6, 2017

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

Honked-up

Honked-up: the feeling of being ready to move, can't stay still, artificially induced excitement. Usually induced by a chemical or someone else's stories...

I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.

I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.

Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.

I'm honked-up! I'm getting honked-up! She's not going to do that, she's just honked-up. I had big plans but I was just honked-up.

by Storm filled Eyes November 9, 2019

Honk Down

to eat voraciously

Did you actually eat egg salad, or did you just honk down on six boiled eggs?

by janesayshi August 23, 2020