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Honey Nut

Honey Nut: an often sweet yet evil english person who is very addicting to talk to but dont tell her she'll tease you if you say nice things.
Bob: Today was such a long day, but it's ok because I got to talk to my Honey Nut.
by Cowboy Wesley September 9, 2006
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honey badger

A woman who hasn't been brainwashed by the cult of feminism. She recognizes that men are not a group of evil oppressors, but are rather a group who, like women, are exploited by the real enemy, the wealthy elites. She helps spread awareness of the issues men face under both traditionalism and feminism.
The honey badgers' activism is important to the well-being of men today.
by RandomAnonymouseUD January 27, 2020
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Honey Horse

When you have anal sex with a girl and after ejaculating into her anus, you pull out and urinate all over her ass/back.
"Dude, last night I was with Chandra and I totally gave her the honey horse...piss everywhere!"
by PSU Kidd March 14, 2009
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honey sister

When someone is a closet lesbian this is what they refer to their secret lover or "friend" as.
"Hey everyone this is Jessica, we are like sisters!" Jessica: "Yea, we are totally honey sisters."
by ButtMuffeen November 1, 2017
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honey bags

A Honey Bag is a female who is the pinnacle of attractivity.

10.1/10
Where the Honey Bags at?
by The Arian Dream July 6, 2017
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The Taste Of Honey

The most ratchet strip club this side of the tracks. There are many Tastes of Honey each with their own charms; however they all employ A star studded B team as Shiniqua, Desondra and your last babies momma take the stage. C scars and stretch marks must be mandatory to score a job here on wings Tuesday. There usually is no cover, Toby waters down the drinks and you got a 50% chance of scuffing somebody's Jordans and getting shot. Be careful not to bring your whole government check, as you could run this joint.
10/10 I'm thirsty!
"Yo when we goin for that taste?! That taste of Szyrup!*" -black Vinny
*is an urban version of honey; more affordable, less nutritious and covered by food stamps.
"Yo ma future ex-wife works at The Taste Of Honey!" -Ash
by Jesse James De Marco March 18, 2015
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Honey Suckleing

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.
Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.
by Brawny Man April 24, 2013
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