Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.

Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.

by cusefan001 February 21, 2013

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

Harvest Hockey

A team of guys that clean up (harvest) in hockey with wins, dirty play and the ladies.

We played the best harvest hockey this tournament, got the wins and took down dime pieces, except for Cole, he dove on a grenade.

by BlaineF January 12, 2016

Street Hockey

A fun sport played with two teams, a ball, sticks, rollerblades, and nets. it could be played on the street or in a street hockey court.

I'll meet you down at the court to play street hockey. CAR!

by dictionareyyy July 1, 2017

hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast

Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!

by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018

hockey hayden

A very skilled person. Who can also be tough, or strong, he is one you would want on your team, with a wicked slapshot and pretty hecking awesome wrist shot. Get one and keep him

Wow thats a real hockey hayden
I love hockey hayden

by The best hockey Hayden December 18, 2018

hockey walrus

An overweight hockey mom.

theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.

by leonmktg October 17, 2022