Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019

helmet muncher

a slang term for a cock sucker.

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher

by chris jn April 16, 2008

helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip

..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"

by chip less helmet February 10, 2014

Helmet Inspection

The act of using your tongue to lick under the head of the penis.

Last night while Jessica was going down on me she gave me a helmet inspection! It was amazing!

by thesnowman611 March 8, 2015

arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009

French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020

helmet swap

When two dudes, who are fucking a chick at the same time, switch condoms mid fuck.

Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.

by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018