elijah gilkes

He is your mom

Bro its your mom,Elijah Gilkes!

by Dev The Axolotl February 11, 2022

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.

by SaltySealion March 5, 2022

The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023

Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024

gum gullet

the space in your mouth between your gums and cheek where food often gets stuck

That oatmeal was great but now I have a bunch of it stuck in my gum gullets!

by TheGulletologistPhD August 10, 2025