guitar.com "miscers"

A bunch of buttfuckin COLLEGE hippies.

Bunch of sick fuckin assholes who need their fuckin heads splattered.

by die you faggots February 15, 2005

Guitar Vader

A Japanese band featured in Jet Set Radio (and its sequel), and one of the coolest bands ever (if not simply for the song "PERSECUTION MANIA.")

"Man, Guitar Vader almost redeems Japan for all that mutilation pedophile hentai they keep putting out."

by SC March 13, 2003

N*sinc With Guitars

1) A bad pop-rock band. Often given to corporate sellout bands.
2) Literal meaning; N*sync with guitars.
3) A un-needed blatant attack on pop-rock bands in general by some angsty teenager.

Dude, that band sounds like N*sync with guitars.

by Bakagamer September 13, 2005

guitar-masturbate

(verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often

Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot

by hawktalons6 January 8, 2009

Guitar Pick

An accessory, used for playing the guitar.
They vary in size, shape, and thickness, as different styles of music require.

man 1- "Dude, can you go pick me up some ernie ball gator grip guitar picks?"
man 2- "Sure, what thickness?"
man 1- "Dude, you know I need some 1.5mm for maximum shred factor!!"

by DrummerDude617 November 3, 2008

gumaro

Gumaro is a boy that is usually used to grind on and all the girls are usually attracted to him and is also funny, trouble maker, fun to be with

Did u see that boy Gumaro that is attractive and likes to grind

by Cynthia J. S January 7, 2017

Guitar hero

An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.

gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.

by ThroatSlit June 11, 2006