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Grips Moment

A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.
Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
by LilSticky December 2, 2021
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Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.
“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”
by The Sire O’ Lord November 7, 2023
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claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable
Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.
by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018
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Blow the grip

by Damnisthesmoove October 18, 2020
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Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
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texas grip

by Glencraig September 28, 2013
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Gripping Nelly

The act of someone casting a squid lour into a girls vagina
That gripping nelly caught my dinner
by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023
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